Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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