You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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