Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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