I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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