he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Randomize
