it hurts more in the daytime
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Randomize
