I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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