I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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