How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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