Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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