arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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