Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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