I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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