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(908): View more from New Jersey

How wet are you?

(1-908): View more from New Jersey

Ever heard of a U-boat?

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(734): View more from Michigan

the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.

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(630): View more from Illinois

hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?

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(913): View more from Kansas

When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.

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(509): View more from Washington

I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.

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(208): View more from Idaho

Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?

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