I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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