Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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