you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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