I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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