Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
Do you still have your period?
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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