thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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