id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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