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He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
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