Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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