Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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