Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
This can only be settled by a dance off.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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