My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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