Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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