The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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