I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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