I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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