woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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