Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
