So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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