Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
They took my balls.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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