Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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