Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
This is the high leading the old right now
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
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