I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I just made out with a guy for $7.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
my poor anus
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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