What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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