ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
and you fell through a lawn chair
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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