That's intense
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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