Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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