Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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