I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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