last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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