This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Randomize