just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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