So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
