Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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