Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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