you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Randomize
