Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I just gift wrapped bread.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
whose ass print is on the piano?
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
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