He disabled his match.com account in front of me
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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