your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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