Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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