i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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