it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
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